Omg! Love it! Cant find L*****
What!!?? Like after last night you lost her?
Yea me and L***** came back to out hotel at 3am to regroup then went back out; police and 2 bars later, I don't know what happened. Vegas is nuts!
fuck, i never want to drink again I drunk dialed matt last night and broke up with him the second night in a row. FUCK QUADFEST
Those strippers last night smelled great. It was the perfect mixture of vanilla and daddy issues.
He said he wants to make an itinerary for the sex we'll have when I come home.
She tried to lure me back to her house by saying she had "real" pizza.
It's safe to say that our attempt at trying to fuck in the grand Sierra elevator was a bad idea.
How am I supposed to be friends with him when there's an exact replica of his dick in my underwear drawer?
And then my hands went numb and no one believed me so I started putting peoples cigarettes out on them. Shitty idea i'll tell you that much
His flight is delayed. Mother Nature is delaying me from sex.
hi I'm Emily and I thoroughly enjoy getting minors hammered.. I'll start my AA intro just like that.
I woke up naked buried in snacks. Best night ever.
Who the fuck is "nick from the beach last year"
No idea hahaha...why?
He just texted me.. Should I ask where I met him?
If you wanna fuck the pudding, fuck the pudding. Just not the chocolate, Im gonna eat that.
Just because you can't have him, doesn't mean you can have his brother.
What about the best friend?
Did you get good sleep?
I dreamt that I was a lipstick lesbian in the 1950s, working at Walgreens and solving mysteries.
So yes.
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