Amandyke just told me shes gonna make my tongue her cum rag. i'm borderline terrified
i think guys can sense when i'm not wearing underwear
I'm at the store buying plan b and vodka
the cocktail of hope
sometimes i wish i could find another girl that loves my dick as much as she does
i feel like she has dreams of it being like a person saying hey lets go play
We just built a bong out of a pineapple. I am never leaving hawaii. Ever.
hey got me stoned for the first time when i was 14. there is no bond stronger
I told my mom I had sex with him and even SHE was proud. Now that's saying something.
it was such a weird mix, KFC and penis
before we even ate breakfast we'd found an eighth of weed in some old purse she never uses. it was gone by lunch
They just showed up to the party with a shopping cart full stolen of naty ice cans, no boxes, just cans. Shit just got real !
Is a swingers hotel appropriate for an anniversary?
Playing pong against a girl who fucked my ex boyfriend so that's how my nights going
Please wake up and help me figure out how I woke up on the floor with my head under the couch
I'm really stressed out right now.
I think you're confusing "stressed" and "sober".
Is it wrong that I have to schedule a family Sunday brunch around my mom's weekly banging of my stepdad. And why do I even know this??
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