My place. Tomorrow Night. Bring your liver, and something for it to do.
saturday- my day is open, my legs are not. you in?
well apparently not.
well you haven't lived until you've been 86'ed from a family restaraunt
My favorite part was when he stopped, looked up in the middle of performing oral sex and asked, "you did know it was Arbor Day, right?"
all i could think was her face looked like a farm accident
I mean its not the first time I passed out drunk at barnes and noble.
But i guess when you use blowjob as a verb you are entitled to some language allowances
What if I told you that I had 160 ounces of cheap malt liquor in my backpack? Espn films 40 for 40s presents: Edward 40 hands. Our room. 11PM/10 central
I need to think of the best way to tell this boy he's not getting his pants back
There no better feeling of self control than stopping yourself before telling your girlfriend she gives head just like her sister.
I'm a drunk white girl and my ancestors were drunk white girls, if we apologized our species would be extinct.
You know what sucks about being drunk at 4 pm? Not a god damn thing.
Ccatlin cimbing thru th sunroof plz come
He ate me out in a golf cart while I watched the sunset. You are so right, golf skirts do provide amazing access.
There is no way entering a gas station bathroom memorializing an alien abduction in rural New Hampshire is a good idea.
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