I'm home now. bring me food and boobies
if another girl says "im usually cleaner down there" I'm just going to shoot myself
the last thing i remember is you screaming lets hunt humans.
If there was a god I would have a big mac right now, but i don't
Just went through ex bf's and hook up buddys and liked pictures of them on facebook. A friendly reminder that I will be back in for the holidays
My last memory involves me naked in a mens's bathroom stall. I really hope my date was with me.
Ye. Looking like it's about to be one of those mythical responsible weekends
i had a threesome. one of the guys used to bully me in high school too for being gay.
It's like a teen mom casting at the Obgyn's office. I feel great about my positive life decisions.
I remember having the weirdest thoughts and thinking our room was a compass and we were in the compass or something.
I just came so hard my hamstring felt like it was going to tear. I am also now a screamer
OMG MY DAD TOLD ME HE MIGHT DO TINDER
My legs feel like baby dolphins
Morning! Im using your rent money to snort percocet.
Her boyfriend offered to buy me a vibrator. I'm not sure how to feel about that.
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