so explain again why im purple
no
so how does one go about finding a summer fling?
take advantage of an intern
Making out with married ex girlfriends: priceless
Just ducktaped my beer to my bike. See you in ten.
My afternoon will now be spent googling genital warts. I think my life is over.
I just looked at a girl and was like what disease does she have? And then my mind caught up ohhh shes pregnant.
Currently getting "blaow" buzzed into my pubes. How's your thursday?
We created a neighborhood watchdog drinking game
My gynaecologist hit my g-spot today by accident and for some reason I went "at least someone found it" VERY AWKWARD
If I win the lottery I'm going to hire someone to skywrite "FUCKTARD" over his house. That much anger.
remember when I lost my virginity and said I could see myself becoming a sex addict?? Well I'm pretty sure that time has come
REMEBER. We are young, horny, and poor. If someone wants to give us alcohol... TAKE. IT.
About to wash down a xan with an iced pumpkin spiced latte from starbs and I feel like I've never lived up to my stereotype so much at one time
My ex just brought my grandpa weed. Not sure how I feel about this.
I'm classy like audry Hepburn. Chugging wine out of the bottle on the way to the club. Shed do that. I know she would.
Randomize
