you really should stop posting my phone number on craigslist as tranny seeking tranny, last night i answered at family dinner and almost choked on my hot dog
do you not see the irony in that??
Watching Argentina vs Germany during a wedding on an iPhone. Thank you Steve Jobs.
Im shirtless eating a burrito. How urgent is this?
She just ended a sentence with "and he doesn't even mind my herpes..."
Just write off about 10000+ brain cells and 6 months of your lifespan.
Sounds like a normal friday night
Update: it wasn't just our driver. This ticket confirms that the Royal Oak PD also found our behavior on the party bus to be "Lewd and Indecent."
How exactly do I approach the whole "Well that was fun. Am I purchasing the Plan B or you?" topic?
Honestly it's a super power. I can try it a million different ways and nothing happens. Donnie casually says "ok this is now a toppless party" and it all kicks-off
I'm not sure New Orleans is real. Even the grocery stores sell vodka.
I knew it was on when all she had to say about the handcuffs was 'I really hope these adjust tighter!'
I witness him finger a girl behind the dj decks yet I'm still going to meet up with him. Wtf is my life
He also wore a doorag last night so i had to swipe left.
My vape juice got mixed up with the astroglide.
Wow..I bet that tasted bad.
Not tasted.
While strippers were eating ones out of my boobs, several sources claimed trump shared classified info with the russians. We should get hammered on Mondays more often, bitch.
I did not get pleasing results from googling “Bob Ross goat”
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