I told my ex i loved him and then he sent me a picture of this girl laying on his bed.
i don't know how to normally transition into sexual activities without being drunk...
This freshman just ran out of her seat in a 200 person lecture, opened the emergency door and vommed everywhere. Then quietly went back to her seat. $2 Pitchers hit someone hard last night.
I'm really debating making a second facebook. Same name only with DRUNK at the end. That way I can keep the guys I only talk to when I'm drunk on that facebook and only go on it when im drunk.
You did a line of free coke with an obese Slovenian unlicensed cab driver in the toilets of the most questionable strip club in the country. New low man.
When you put it like that, I'm inclined to agree.
She suggested that I come visit her in Europe and hook up with the heteroflexible Korean who sits next to her in class. Polylove is the best love.
My drug dealer just asked me to go see Les Mis on Christmas. Should I be worried this is some type of musical set-up?
If you think eating a bowl of leftover stuffing and drinking champagne from the bottle in dirty sweats at 9am is sexy... Then yeah, I'm your girl.
I need to wash the frat house off of me
Santa tracker drinking game, you in or what?
Your vagina is not a steamboat from the 1800's
A condom was pulled out of your vagina by a doctor today I do not think you can pull off "closet" hoe anymore
U NO SLUT. YOUR HEART IS JUST FREE.
Can you please bring the nipple sombrero up?
what a classic moment of my life. A buffet of taco bell and a taser gun.
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