Picture Ja Rule and 50 Cent having a sexy full grown love child son...He's on my bus right now, wearing an outside jacket with no shirt underneath. My fashion sense and libido are fighting it out.I'll keep you posted on who wins.
Why do you have Season One of Reba in your underwear drawer?
Why are you in my underwear drawer?
two words: eviction party
You should have been there. We got drunk and threw a sword through his windshield.
What is an appropriate "thanks for saving my life" gift? I don't have any experience with this.
If anyone ask I'm rushing for brotherhood, not so that this bartender will suck my dick
Oh you know, we just bobbed for apples in a bucket full of jungle juice. So, a casual Tuesday night.
I'm at a nursing home getting weed. Lol when times are tough, things tend to get a lil weird
So did you grab that log full of poison ivy for the fire and then apparently take a piss on Saturday night too or was that just me?
will we ever learn or are we destined for a life of poison ivy covered balls?
Dear awkwardly drunk roommate, thanks for stuffing enough change in my clevage that I could afford a pepsi at work today. Sincerely awesome roommate that put up with your drunk ass
Almost caused a huge accident on the highway because I was distracted by how orange the road barrels were
It started with a wedding, followed by a drag show, and ended with Trevor getting punched in the face by the bouncer. How was your weekend?
Is it okay to thank someone for the orgasms they gave you, even though they weren't with you?
He eats ass but won’t hold open doors. My kinda guy.
Chivalry really is dead.
Our livers get a hall pass for 2020, right?
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