So tasty. Tasty like a vagina with ninjas in it
I'm gonna go out in a limb and say living out middle school fantasies is never a good idea
Note to self glow in the dark nail polish can be quite the mood killer during sex especially when you notice its working for the first time and you stop everything your doing to do spirit fingers
No, its ok. Im playing strip pretty pretty princess im currently dueling for the crown
I might have been fine if i had magic teleportation powers and could have skipped the car ride between bar and home
You will never know an awkward moment until your parents pick you up from a one night stand.
Gross! What the hell is that?!?
It's quite clearly a man posing erotically with multiple packages of bacon.
I'm recreating the you're a wizard harry video with a guy on snapchat whilst having snapchat sex with another... Adulting is fun
Like I could say no to two hot people already naked and fucking. Please. I'm not made of stone.
Twice?!
Spent tonight painting strippers in camo.
I'm not trying to analyze you I'm just saying you are being unfair to soup
The first time he ever tried to hold my hand, I moon walked away.
Thanks for ruining my life with your man penis
My thoughts mid terrible hookup: do people normally read a magazine right about now?
The neighbor just poured gasoline on his 2 brush fires and proceeded to shoot Roman candles at them 🤔
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