I jusy said out loud "gingers unite in the middle of the night"
SECOND walk of shame from the westside Hilton, SECOND foreign family w kids staring at me in my dress, glitter purse, spiky heels and booze breath. I said I was going to church. More confusion.
He probably smells like baby powder and sexual identity crisis.
I may be Daddy's little princess, but doesn't mean I can't be the blowjob queen.
Now that we both have boys can we make up games that objectify them as sex toys?
And then he posed under the bed and said, "you should draw me like one of your french girls." Why do they keep giving this kid drugs?
I don't hate him I just hate being present to see him consume 80 dollars worth of alcohol and then try to tip people with left over money on a Walmart gift card
He came over to use the microwave, said he needed to heat up some urine.
I just want to lay in a bed of egg mcmuffins and cry
It's fine. I wouldn't trust either of them to be my workplace drug buddy.
So I definitely tried to pay a cab with baseball tickets last night
We were fucking in the bedroom then we heard Sports center on in the living room. He stopped midfuck when I started celebrating that my team won over his
I fucked his roommate. And that roommate's best friend. And my roommate. And my roommate's old roommate.
i'm bowing down, but slow your roll.
you bounced a quarter off my butt and it came back hitting you in the eye. karma, bitch.
Im 76 percent sure I took a fully clothed shower last night.
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