So its not gay if you have sex with another woman and its academic
so what if I'm having sex with a woman for recreation?
Thats gay
Def slept AT the bar last night, wow that's a first!
Contrary to popular belief alot of woman do actually enjoy sucking cock.
oh fat girl friday strikes again...
Just went through campus. In the span of 2 min I saw 4 places I've had sex. And thats just down one street. Man do I miss college.
See this is why people shouldn't jump into marriage. See what type of drunk you're engaged to first.
fat chick, vomit on the dog, and three unidentifiable pills in my ear. all in the same ear. what the hell happened after the guests showed up?
My middle name is suave and my vagina shoots rainbows, what else would you expect?
He sent me a mirror pic of himself and sent it to me and all i could think about was the amazing bong hits i took with his roommate in that bathroom.
Names, who you're caught in bed with, both minor details
What part of don't open in front of your kids didn't you understand? Astroglide, magnums, fuzzy handcuffs and a blindfold are going to be hard to explain as friends presents.
Is this really the life I've chosen for myself?
She came out of the bathroom listening to her iPod and crying. Then she started scream 'she will be loved'. She seems to be handling the break up well lol
Bring vodka when you get back from court.
He's honking my boob in his sleep
It's innocent and endearing in some way
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