with your own penis?
don't get me wrong, i like my boss a lot, but not enough to not bang his daughter
This girl wants me to lick her pits
pits??
Yeah pits, I think I still go for it though
I just made out with a girl with a life jacket on wtf is going on
The Fresno prostitute seemed offended all I wanted from her was directions back to the freeway.
We are not in the same countries and I heard about your hook up last night BEFORE you.
I'm pretty sure whiskey overrules bulimia in the eyes of Texas boys
i promise the blood crusted on your tits is from him motorboating you after he tripped into the pool stick. nothing else.
She kept saying the tortilla understood her. I honestly don't know where she found a tortilla at the pool.
What? My family got wasted on patron and I threw up on my pants and said it was gravy. Hot mess.
I bought us both waterproof cases so we can sext through FaceTime in the shower.
Next. Level. Shit.
what's the least obnoxious place that i could barf on the bus?
Fell asleep on kitchen floor again, chicken nuggets everywhere.
So it turns out that a Ford Focus does not fit in a Walmart cart return.
do nipples grow back?
Randomize
