Regardless of the degree, it's probably not good to relate so closely to the Steve-O documentary.
i was like. eff you dude i'm 100% american. i went to a high school prom and i like springstein songs and i take rides in chevrolets.
his penis was crooked so i rode him at an angle. he seemed used to this.
i guess i had fun last thursday night because when i got on the drunk bus this thursday night everyone immediatley started chanting my name and telling me to do a bus flip
whats a bus flip?
idk but apparently i invented it
Reason #57 I am going to fail the bar... it's Tuesday and i'm drunk at Toy Story 3.
...She then said get into the spirit and started making firecracker noises while having sex
i was way too optimistic last night... got back to my apartment and the porch light was still on, like i'd actually make it all the way home.
We found you passed out clutching your purse. There was 16oz of unopened cheddar cheese inside. You just kept saying SALSA YES.
Every time you come over you bleed on everything. I'm not calling Verizon again asking if blood is considered water damage.
I fell asleep on the bus and woke up in Italian Las Vegas. Europe was a successful continent for me.
I woke up wearing a lax pinnie under my shirt, a triathlon medal, and a dora backpack... I think I had fun
We got hammered last night and I woke up this morning with texts from 'iron maiden chick.' wtf?
He ripped down his Kate Upton poster while we were having sex last night. Im gonna take that as a good sign.
sorry for the random call. He stopped mid-sex because he wanted confirmation that I was really a reverend.
In theory, it seemed like it would work.
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