great time with ya sorry i wasn't one of the three guys you wanted to stay with
I would like to remind you that Mike's hard lemonade only goes good with an extra light cigarette and seminal fluid.
Selling Girl Scout Cookies outside bars for higher than retail value has got to be the most profitable idea. Ever.
Between the plague n the counterfeit drugs we brought back from mexico I'm not thinking too highly of their country right now. Screw mexican homeless men.
I've never seen a grown man cry so much after getting jerked off by a stripper. I say it's the best $600 he ever spent.
I have to think about this realistically and not with my vagina.
Your doorknob is in my back seat, in case you were looking for it.
i admit it was a weird experience, but why regret what once made you cum
She's doing hand stands on the train as I type. Idk if I'm impressed it embarrassed. Or turned on.
My lecture teach is passed out next to me. I think I'm doing pretty good for a freshman.
Just told my mom I need money for Molly. She was not happy
We learned many a lesson today about drug use in canoes
I just want to emotionally destroy him but also find out how big his dick is so this is perfect
How do you know i dont look like i got attacked by a weedwacker on bath salts?
On a scale of 1 to 10, with 1 being “good” and 10 being “banging a student’s father”, how bad is it that I’m banging a student’s father?
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