Does leaving at 3 give Sara enough time to take the bus or are you picking her up?
I cant tell if your joking or not, but I'm picking her up
Do you need some kind of permission slip from her parents or can anyone just go and grab a high schooler these days?
he is training for a marathon but can't last more than five minutes on top. worst tuesday night ever
you tried to arm wrestle for the title of "mom's favorite son"
i got really high and listened to the spongebob squarepants theme song and, i swear to god, it was in german.
and i do it all in one night. I'm like santa but a whore.
At beerfest, hammered, going to try to not get naked in public but i cant make any promises
My month off booze swimsuit season diet plan is working well. Plus I'm learning so much about my house, did you know a girl named Meagan lives here?
Also, I found your gauge.
I found it under my pillow like a gift from the Sex Fairy.
xanax give me strength to not ask where we stand with booty calls
We smoked a blunt in a stall where a drag queen was fucking a bartender in the ass. So theres gonna be a second date :)
You know the party's good when you say "Never have I ever caused an emergency landing" and someone drinks
Life should not be this hard with a dick this big.
I don't need tinder boy anymore but I do need free sushi
I told you I couldn't sleep because of the speed and you rolled over and replied "shh. just pretend."
i literally have the attention span of a weasel on steroids, but yeah, i know who you’re talking about.
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