I think I can smell my own vagina right now
I opened my browser to a doctor page titled "serious pain under left side of ribcage". Last night must have been healthy.
This sounds like "Sober" Ericka. Sorry that message wasn't for you. I only do business with "Fell off the wagon" Ericka. Please pass that message along to her.
Just found the video that explains the neighborhood applause. Your landlord is awesome, and the clothes are on the roof
He bought me a pink rose and a Plan B. I really like this guy.
I remember telling you it was cold out because the sun was going to explode and people were going to fight for corn. I feel I've mislead you.
Best oral ever, hands down so to speak. but I'm starting to want to meet that lesbian truck driver he says he's better than. Just for comparison purposes of course.
IM A SHIT SUOW THE GUYS AT THE PMACR TOLD ME AJDBO I WEBF RO WALNARY WITH OU SHOES! I WASHT LLOWES FLOWERSA
Watching the wiggles while tripping on acid is the scariest fucking thing of all time
not even kidding I just received the single most greatest head I have ever had.. It was unreal. It was like stick my dick into a silk bag of puppy ears.
There must be a happy medium universe where you get it on with my girlfriend enough to cause me pain but not a full on cardiac arrest. It's a fine line to tread though.
tell me you did not just describe yourself as "hot and bothered"
We had a One Night Stand 6 months ago but he just Facebook invited me to his wedding. Who the fuck does that.
I got locked into my place today. You might be wondering if that was a typo... It's not.
I broke my dick don't ask me how I need help putting in a catheter so I can piss.
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