Is there a reason "Call me when you're legal" is written on my arm? I'm 22..
my clit piercing makes the metal detector go off
guess who just got paired up at the beer pong table with the fat girl who's nipples are hanging out...
just saw a girl come out of the tanning bed room on crutches, now thats determination
I feel like his dick looks like a decorative autumn squash.
I don't remember much of last night. But I woke up with very apologetic texts from him this morning so apparently I didn't get laid. Which is stupid.
Look. If you're going to be my girlfriend you need to be down with me licking BBQ off your face infront of kids.
You know in a few years she's gonna look like her mom. So if you're gonna hit that you better do it while she still looks like somebody else.
I still regret not being there for your blackout into the dumpster last year
The teenager outdrank all of us. All. Of. Us. I woke up and she was getting everyone water and fruit snacks. I give up.
just had sex in the back of my high school auditorium #dreamcumtrue
You've discovered your super power: Your Vagina
Ignore him I am the one that wears the pants in the relationship while "the big man" cries in bed
Just made a secret hand shake with my sisters cat. Boredom at its finest.
You ran outside mistaken the snow for sand and started screaming "WHERES TH BEACH"
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