i'm at a stripclub and this bitch just lit her nipples on fire!
my debutante medallion kept hitting his balls when i went down on him
The stripper told me she had been working there for eight years, then got mad when I asked if she was trying to make it into mangment. Awkwardest lap dance
you said you couldnt let go of the fence because your hand was molding to it.
the fact that i fell through a skylight is the least humiliating part of the night
He lasted about 30 seconds then said you can't win them all. But then he made me pancakes so it's okay. We shall call him mancakes.
I want to lick his teeth again. Is that a creepy thing to say?
Oh aight, and i was just going to be content with drinking, beating off and watching ninja turtles
Shouldn't have fucked on the top bunk, I bounced so high my hair got caught in the ceiling fan and almost broke my neck.
So random question. Does beer act the same as other alcohol disinfectants?
Strip club, what strip club did I eat a steak at? That's the appropriate question
Excuse me while I take my birth control pill for today to prevent getting pregnant from hearing about your sex life
One of the Mormon boys that comes to the door is really sexy and I always think 'I would absolutely destroy your faith'
A stripper set a mans ass on fire... the club smelled like burning ass and boxers.
Give me a few. Gonna ride the rollercoaster.
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