So the bouncer told me I could leave the easy way or the hard way. I told him I was going to make him earn his 10 bucks that hour.
Apparently you chose the latter.
What time do you think the pilgrims started drinking? I want to be as accurate as possible.
Where does it all go? I've busted inside of you like 10 times in the last week.
i did make 45 jello shots and that makes me feel more productive then any paper would
His roomates just started party boying me. He stood there with the look of horror on his face.
Starting drinking whiskey at eight. Already had ten girls looking up my kilt to make sure I'm wearing it right.
You were yelling in my ear let's double team her with her right next to us
She looks like a junkie muppet...awful
If I weren't her cousin I'd take advantage of her and this low point in her life.
Me either. I want to get 'chase a stray cat through the neighborhood in my hooker heels' drunk. And it's your birthday, so you have to get 'best friend holding your hair while you puke in the bar bathroom and cry about your life' drunk. In a feather boa.
the manly guy you want to date so badly? he's at the club. as a drag queen. wearing higher heels than you own. think about that.
You puked on the bar then proceeded to walk out. I told the bartender some girl walked up, puked and left and he gave me a free drink. Hope you got home safe.
I faked more orgasms with him then ever should be allowed for someone this pretty.
He brought me Plan B in the snowstorm.
A+ 👏🏼
My drug dealer was just on ESPN..
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