I just saw a fat chick walking across campus talking to herself and licking her lips. Diet season is scary.
They sext over her pic comments. Role playing as wolves.
And I was slip and sliding my life away on a giant tarp with tons of soap and bitches. Priorities man, priorities.
Printed off fake 'Producer' Sundance badges for us. Pretty sure they double as free passes for getting laid by 'actresses'. Testing this theory tonight.
Hey. There is naked girl with "plz don't touch her. She just turned 21" sharpied on her chest. What happened last night?
do u know what happened to the bottles last night?
apparently we hid them.... i google mapped the location into my phone
He said he wanted to sit next to the fountain so he could "watch the water hit the other water".
I've never seen so much of my blood outside me. After the initial shock it was kind of cool.
It's so Britney 2007, you know?
Oh, and Harry Potter. We could be fuck-and-Harry-Potter buddies.
Some girls mom just approved of me banging her on Fb.... For the whole world to see.. I'm officially a god.
A bitchslap is in order.
What the fuck were you guys talking about?
Lube wrestling.
Oh, makes sense.
I haven’t sent any nudes yet in 2018.
That’s not true...is it?
Her dad had just brought down their giant American flag for 4th of July and we fucked on it. I have never been more patriotic
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