hey in girl talk does "want to come over tonight and have some beers with me?" mean i want wiener?
He did a double fist pump when he discovered the Magnums fit and skipped back towards the bed.
I only had sex with her cause she looked like jwoww from jersey shore
Here. I am here. I do not know where here is but it includes condom balloons, a keg castle, and a shaved goat. Do not find me...I am in post blackout heaven.
Playing a game in life called "how far can I make a man travel for a booty call"
Its a Guy he gets weed for. I'm kinda confused as to why there are going to even be tuxedos involved at all.
i still can't believe we survived that barcrawl. the third bar had bullet holes and we still went in.
I just had a contest with the toilet to see who could hold their breath longest.
I won
Seriously what kind of college town is this? Nobody parties during the week or abuses perscription drugs
Solid. Can't put a price on good times
You can and it's called a liver.
Update: I may or may not be in a cult
Update #2: I may or may not be the leader of said cult
I curse you to think about Guy Fieri whenever you have sex with your lady.
It's 9:07 in the morning and I am so hungover right now I'm about to take the kids I'm babysitting to mf'ing Popeyes bc that's all I want in this world
Beer. Pizza. Seething Rage. I will be full of two of these things tonight. You get to decide which two.
We talked about breaking up, had sex, and in the middle of said sex, talked more about breaking up- best sad day ever
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