she gave me one of her senior pics and told me specifically to give it to you. In other words she still wants to suck your dick.
Just saw a bouncer shoot a stripper with a squirt gun. He looked at me n said,"gotta keep em in check." I'm in love with this place
there are too many children here to make this hangover-friendly
It's like I'm in a vicious cycle of noncommittal penis.
the wall and i were having dominance issues.
Multiple bruises and a hell of a headache later, I have still to find out where the fuck I picked up the bottom half of a mannequin.
just got home to find my brothers naked on the floor covered in chocolate. i am now nervous about sleeping in the same room as them
Me hangover (as projected). That sounds like a plan. Ill do it for Mexico
I'm going to try and loofah my hangover away.
Update: It didn't work
he fucked me wearing a cowboy hat and made grits after
We call him Texas for a reason.
apparently i came home last night raving about goats and singing songs from muppet treasure island
I woke up in your kitchen with my ID in my hand and my nails were painted electric blue. Dude.... never let me have fireball again.
If my plane goes down do me a favor. Break into my house and get the batman costume and swing out of my bedroom.
I need to find a more reliable booty-call so I can start dating people and take it slow.
you are the only girl i know that would bring a plate of cookies to a hook up. but they were awesome. thanks. next time cupcakes?
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