Come to the Burger King. We're waiting for you.
Can I have the boy from 16 and pregnant's next baby???
he suggested i make a website called "cum on molly's face", to "start off my acting career"
There is a guy standing at my bar right now wearing an affliction SUIT. I can't wait on him.
so i walked in, looked up the stairs and all i saw was smashed pumpkin, tube socks, and marinara sauce
Listen, i'm watching playoff hockey and eating waffles. i just don't have time for your drama today.
Way too hungover to be taking this many family pictures
By the way, she says hi. At least I think she did since she licked my phone
I cant leave dude. theres a horse with a top hat on
i love being in ibiza. their hotels are much more receptive to walking around naked in the lobby than our american ones.
I mean, there was frosting being put on a tunafish sandwich. Pretty sure she knew we were high.
Ifound a recepit for a hotel room in my sock. soo.. Ithink thats where my dog is.
"Functional." Your standards for how you feel after drinking are so high.
When your night starts by chugging margarita and drinking vodka out of tupperware, I feel it's best to stay realistic.
Before we rave about the healing powers of your penis, remember it nearly killed me as well.
she compared me favorably to her vibrator
which one?
Randomize
