and pubic hair rears its ugly head again
You know you had good weekend wheb we you hook up with three different girls and you don't feel no pain when u pee in the morning
he tried to convince me he was a seal.. sound effects included. and then asked me to 'be his lady seal'.
he has a puerto rico area code and says his name is johnny cash. extremely suspect
Everyone is sleeping and i'm sittin here in my iron man mask, watchin chelsea lately and tryin to figure out how to smoke through it.
He's only a freshman and he needs to expirence shit like that..
YOU would be the Freshman Expirence
i've really grown. sober me left an alarm for me every 10 minutes that said NO FAT CHICKS!
dude. im stealing that.
That final makes me want to drink myself into the fetal position
I basically have the attention span of a ferret on meth when it comes to men
I think getting right with the Lord should involve more than me and a bottle of tequila.
My life has hit a new low, I just licked MDMA of someone's bed.
You went to pound town last night and chow town this morning. Boy you need a passport.
I DIDN'T WATCH THE PILLSBURY DOUGH BOY PORN!!!!
just bought safety googles to wear so he can cum on my face and not in my eye. SAFETY FIRST!
she was just meowing in the corner eating frozen chicken nuggets
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