"Reality" and all separate lives are the same thing?... We all have separate realities?! My life Has one reality and yours has another?
Haha how much did you smoke
4 feet of smokeee!
elementary school lunch room party. everyone brings their own lunch and can trade stuff. all juice is booze.
At any point in time, have you stopped and thought "I wonder how high Willie Nelson is right now?
And he showed us your test. You wrote what is this shit and scribbled on it? Nice 3%..
isnt it sad that we can reminisce about our childhood but we cant remember shit we did last month
come in to starbucks and ill make you a 4loko latte before theyre banned
Yeah dude. They were so drunk they actually drank the pool water. Which I'm pretty sure will kill them. My parents chlorine the shit out of that thing cuz they know how much sex my brothers have in it
"I wasn't planning on buying a chicken, but I bought it anyway." --some guy on the bus with a chicken
"Yeah, I only have nine toes." --that same guy
I found a half-finished mass text from my California weekend that said "things I want to rape: you, things, stuff, and le"
Would it be inappropriate to trade Christmas cookies for sex?
Classic dick move. Breaking up your buddies 3-some by coming into his room and doing the Harlem Shake.
Hooking up with him was lovely.. but waking up in his bed the next morning and finding double stuffed oreos... I mean.... I won
We poured all the Fireball on the Slip and Slide and long story short I have two black eyes.
Well I'm sorry I assumed you were a human and that humans have the capability to forget sometimes.
As your friend, who loves and cares for you, I have to be honest. I am judging you so VERY hard right now. Sorry.
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