Being 21 is my favorite hobby I'm really good at it
There is no way to make a throwing up smiley so just picture it....
you miss my big massive throbbing cock dont you?
Woah.
that's not how you spell hell yes.
You tied the party balloons to your nipple ring so that everyone would know you partied.
I gave myself a pep talk in the library bathroom mirror. and then threw up in the sink.
Shit. We're going to have to drink until they're cute
Hello cirrhosis
So he says "my girlfriends coming over so you have to leave but I love you"
What's more awkward than your little brother in law screaming, "I SAW YOUR TITTIES" at the breakfast table?
His step dad chiming in on the jokes.
I think I'm goin to jail but either way I had a blast.
they told me if I wanted to live here I had to get an ass tattoo and then they all mooned me simultaneously. ass tattoos as far as the eye could see.
Get this. He's a red head and he works at country oven bakery. He will forever be known as the gingerbread man.
Just made a diving catch to save a handle of Fireball falling out of the car. ESPN worthy.
I woke up with a dread of barbecue sauce in my hair. Drunk munchies makes me a disgusting person.
Desperate times call for desperate measures. But he promised me no small talk so that was nice
I never said it was inaccurate, I said I hate you.
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