How many times do you have to sleep with a guy before you get him to kiss you???
I couldnt find her vag and just started laughing uncontrollably. She was not pleased. Neither was i.
what's for breakfast?
Advil and throwup
Haha im Trying. This detox stuff tastes nasty. It's bad when the only thing that came to mind when i took the first sip was how good it would be with Vodka
dude there is absolutely no room for a slide in our room
This is how we made chicken soup last night: Whole chicken in a pot of vodka with a box of crackers and some carrots. We should go pro.
Medically YOU CAN'T BE AN ALCOHOLIC TILL 25!!!!! WE GET 3 BONUS YEARS!!!!
Dude imagine how many pictures of dicks Obama gets. That can't be unusual. Almost every kids in the US has written the president a letter.
Sorry I just took 4 pills about 20 minutes ago so I'm feeling like a claw machine like people tell me were I need to go and what to do and I'm just like yes sir so I get the teddy bear but I set it on fire and it's kinda black on one side and there might be smoke coming off it.
Just trying to get my dicks in a row.
I really couldn't care less what she looks like. That's why The Lord Our God gave us doggy-style.
Serious question: is he hot or is my vagina just that barren?
As much as I want you to bang someone other than me, he is an asshole.
my downstairs neighbor came by to say he’s having a huge loud party tomorrow, handed me a toblerone bar, and said thank you in advance for your understanding
You can help me! We'll make an occasion of it. Have some rum, make some smores, condemn the email system to the pits of hell...
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