At an apparent methhead hillbilly bar and was smiling for a pic when one toothless wonder screamed "look at all them teeth"!
I used the word aforementioned in my paper. That's an automatic A in community college.
he ate 15 dinner rolls and nothing else. then took a shit in the bathroom came out and blamed it on his dad. i wish i was 8.
Just watched a UNI fan at the bar lick the tears off of a KU fans face.. See what march madness does to people
Stop introducing me to people as your little sister.
I don't think the lady gaga poster on your wall qualifies you as a brother.
letting you know, as a good neighbor, that when your windows open and your shade is up we can hear and see you dancing naked to money maker... nice boobs
Judging that there's a photo of me getting head while sitting on a graveyard tombstone.....not good.
It's not even like I care. He was cute 30lbs ago and before he fucked that Michael Jackson look alike.
I ended up at these random girls' house they are smoking weed out of a gun
I made the jerking off hand motion to my mother by accident this morning. It was awkward for everyone involved.
An we can hold bottles of vodka in our hands singing yo ho a pirates life for me
I should've realized you were drunk when you began to point at my crotch while yelling "Funland!!!"
When the sex is so good, you need three fans and have to chug a gallon of water after
What kind of paramedic is he, some dude is dying back there and he's trying to get laid
Drunk within and hour of coming home from work, merry christmas bitch
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