it's official, i've been high in 26 different states, and three different countries.
the point of no return was when you "drugged" his drink with glitter. face-planting on his dick was beyond.
you know who we are? We're the female white stoner version of Kenan and Kel.
Getting cock-blocked by Jeff Bridges. NOT OKAY.
You fell out of your barstool, I tried to help you but you said if I got any closer I'd be drinking my meals through a straw, So there you sat.
Come over we're celebrating the one month anniversary of her first 4/20
The two girls sitting next to me are asking siri "Like, uh, how do you know my name?". Do I fuck with them or fuck them?
we broke the bed, curtan rods, a dresser drawer, and unless I didn't notice it before, we put a hole in the wall. This is why he and I have to fuck in motels.
Just remembered I said your cat looked delicious last night.
he had a beard, sexy nerd glasses and kept referring to his penis as 'this dick' its like jesus was saving my perfect match for my prime
He's listening to "my heart will go on" by himself in the living and its not even noon. MAKE IT STOP.
Hey what are you up to?
I am wear the people with the mustaches live. I have found their home.
DUDE, WE BOUGHT THE ACID TOGETHER.
christmas shopping: 3 hours in the liquor store...
got some info she was last seen with some guy wearing goggles
I mean...if Marco gets pregnant, it is either the spawn of Satan or the second coming of Christ (neither of which I want in my life). So let's just hope that he doesn't grow a womb and that we don't have to consider either option.
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