so I'm never txting u again after today...
y?
cuz i don't wanna see it on blogspot :)
ha...too late
Pants 0. Shit 1.
he just wrote my ten page research paper for tit pics. i love my boobs.
after watching ten minutes of "the decision," I conclude that King Lebron has more influence on America than Barak Obama. I love our countries values.
he's like a stage 5 clinger and he won't even fuck me. he has to be gay. my personality isn't really THAT great.
If you didn't damage your room so much from fucking so hard we would have got more of our security deposit back
I resent that
Thanks for gettin' me home, killa. Have no IDEA how I woke up pants-less on the bathroom floor at 4a.m. You're like a big, angry guardian angel.
I made a Russian puke. I outdrank a Russian. I am unstoppable.
After we drank 3, we built a raft out of the empties and installed the fourth submerged In the water to keep it cool. Keg boats are now a thing
Did you cry?
I don't think so. I definitely lost my cool though
Yeah i think jesus would lose his cool in that situation
what do we think the timeline is for when your liver will begin to revolt against your drinking habits?
He just snapchatted me a blank snap that said "miss our sex" Vagina game too strong
My blue shorts are now brown from all the stripper fake tan
I would like you to know, a bag of cheese cubes just attacked me at work.
He took off all my clothes, fingered me, than said "would you be more comfortable if I was naked too?"
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