i scrubbed and i scrubbed and i scrubbed and i still was a whore
I just read the lonely terrorist on nwa had 40 more friends than me on facebook
I just puked in my fish tank. Helloooooo summer.
he put $150 on the cabs dash so 9 of us could pile in and ride 3 blocks to the apartment.
Oh come on. There's no way I was the only female choir student taking shots in the back room.
I'm mentally preparing my vagina for this semester. It's fucking welcome week. I'm going to be talking to her all night.
I think I ate my cheesy fiesta potatoes cup.
And now for everyone's least favorite sport... Drunk babysitting.
I want to get up and tell you that smells delicious but I'm struggling with the idea of pants
I'm 99% sure I just flashed my dad with my vagina. So that's the new low now.
So, left this guys house wearing a #1 Grandpa shirt and I think this is the best sex score I've ever had.
I'm recreating the you're a wizard harry video with a guy on snapchat whilst having snapchat sex with another... Adulting is fun
She's sent me the same nudes using the same gestures and positions... It's like she has a template for her sluty-ness
I think i got my first booty call. it was like she came to my house. sex. leave.
Congratulations. Welcome to the wonderful world of quick dirty secret sexy time.
thanks... i think. haha
I don't mean to alarm you but are the strongest testicles in the family. I just learned I can lift 90 lb with my balls! Beat that.
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