are we going to glenview for practice??
(3 hrs later) aids
where r u? what is story? im way too high right now
Just checked, might have creepy crawlies. What does chlamydia feel like? Not near wireless to consult webMD.
You leave a trail of fuck everywhere you go
Nothing like a little anal leakage to start off Sunday morning. Can't decide if that speaks well of my weekend or not...
Next test. Underwater blowjob. If you fail...out of water blow job
I imagine her to be like a 19th century explorer/adventurer with different boys' hearts on her wall like animal heads
Like Teddy Roosevelt
I will never in my life forget you letting the cat lick your tongue
What's the sex policy on a school bus? Because I dibs back seat.
Sex allowed. Dress code is neon and obnoxious.
We are gonna die. I wanna enforce the "no jumping out of moving vehicles" policy. And how are we gonna get a school bus through mcdonalds drive thru?
As we were about to go at it, his roommates barged in singing jumper by third eye blind. Weirdest almost one night stand ever.
I just threw up birthday cake.. who's birthday was it?
Mcnellies. I'm drunk enough that you have a window. Capitalize.
You thanked me for a delicious cock and tacos...
I know he’s a bad decision but he's casual, his penis is amazing and his technique is on point.
it was cool until he whispered 'sounds like you need a good dicking' with a completely serious face and i just lost it
He had a clap on lamp. So every time he was ramming into me, the lights kept turning on and off
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