he whipped it out and it smelt like my toilet after taco Tuesday
This girls' body was nothing short of spectacular...her face, was like the '09 Detroit Lions
Let's get back to talking about you giving me a blow job.
Puking green right now......... jaimison mcflurry very bad idea
when he was about to finish he told me to avert my eyes and keep my lady parts away. chivalry isnt dead.
I would've hung out with you if I had the capacity to do anything besides fall over and pee on things
She is currently drunk and caressing my professor's face with one hand.
I'm worried because he hasn't removed it.
So many gingers... It's like a beacon went out that said "this one is ok with red hair"
You came into my room and started rubbing a banana on your face.
Good morning love! Friendly reminder that we decided to make leggings with a vagina zipper. "For the winter quickie"
I am so sorry for drunk texting you r kelly lyrics
I mean it could have been worse, I could have been sober.
Rough day
Good thing I've started drinking again
I don't care. We're going to fuck. And I WONT apologize in the morning. You cheated on me, so you can cheat on her with me.
They say you need two forms of ID, but in reality 1 nice set of tits works every time
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