when you close your eyes do you see, that mystical creature will be me.
who is this?
Also my back is semi rug burned and I'm holding you fully responsible.
I would love to give you more rug burn
found out what b.m.t stands for.
what did you think?
bread, meat, tomatoes, but then i realized that could be practically any sub.
why isn't there a fb relationship option that says 'still banging my ex'
i was so drunk that there were 2 of her, and i didn't know which one to fuck
Dude he was freaking out because he thought he was walking on crates, and he just kept saying help me
I have no idea. There are 6 asians singing hey soul sister to me right now.
I don't even know man. I was to busy having beer showered on me and grabbing some balls
Definition of cool: he wants a back tattoo of three horses running through a "paisley explosion"
How did he even become this person? Like what drugs has he done??
I think I fucked up my elbow when I tried to fight off the paramedics.
Ugh. The fucking vaginal recession is so real right now.
Saying I've had more balls in my mouth than you is the last clear, coherent thing I remember.
You know you have hit the best years of your life when you enlist the 5 year old to be ball boy during beer pong and pay him with candy you stole from Walgreens
All I got was pictures of my boss and dicks. So, that was the end of snapchat.
does anyone know where bryan is?
last i saw he was naked, and crying in the bathroom because there was no more booze.
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