I know its time to do laundry... i cant even find a dirty sock to wear because they all have jizz in them
I know you didn't add your TWO random hook ups from the weekend to your FB friends AND change your status to "Good Catholic Girl" on the same day.
At a pool hall. Dudes walkin around with fuzzy handcuffs cuffed to his belt. The douche bag level grows higher still
Apparently I was trying to convince him Springsteen has had buttsex. I ended the argument with "I bet he came from it too."
Just picked them up. It took 6 holes and a handle of rum to evolve from golf to a demolition derby.
There's an entire pit crew of cart boys surveying the golf cart destruction.
Aaaaand then she sang MDMA to the tune of the YMCA song, with appropriate gestures.
Glow parties are what I live for
Your priorities in life astound me
oh and speaking of men I've slept with. Ryan lost 1/3 of a testicle zip lining
this year we will have multiple halloween identities. lesbian couple meets brian and stewie
I hooked up with a lesbian tonite. Top 2 valentines experiences of all time.
You suck at answering, but you did manage to avoid a fun conversation about hemorrhoids. So maybe you're great at answering.
i don't remember much about your party last weekend but i remember you being so drunk you were crying in your driveway about pickles at four am
So what if I got a tattoo on a bus, it was sterile.
Who knew removing piercings would be so radical?
wait you like me?? for my personality??
I know I was surprised too
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