the smoke from my cigarette strangely resembles what patrick swayzes ghost will look like.
sometimes I think that if I just met him. he would have a crazy realization and fall madly in love with me. what do you say? I'm not just another fan.
There's a girl in front of me with a see through white shirt on and her back says I suck bad dick. Fun night hun?
distance makes the heart seek blowjobs from girls that are closer i heard.
I got my period while he was fingering me , I knew it because I never get that wet.
Did u at least say sorry?
Why would vodka do this to me? I've always been loyal
I just fell down my stairs. I know that you are 6 hours away but please come pick me up. I promise I will still be here on the stairs.
She's yelling about threesomes and realllly wants you to come over. Put the pieces together.
i'm sorry i gave your brother a handjob while you were on the blanket next to us, but to be fair your back was turned.
I cant feel my face. Like I dont even know if I have one. I wish I had a helmet
Well it's a moot point because I did have a sink & I peed in it.
I told your dad we had a nice lunch and hung out for awhile. It seemed more appropriate than "I had a bite of his canned chili and then we ripped each others clothes off."
She must've been waiting down the street cause after I said I specialized in inner-thigh-face-massage it couldn't have been 2 minutes until she was on my couch.
So I almost just died there. And we need a new garage door.
Fucked him in a graveyard. Need plan b.
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