whats a polygalesbian?
lesbian polygamists..duh.
I bruise way too easily for the kind of rough sex I want...
i'm gonna need a rally to restore sobriety after this weekend...
I accidently showed a girl my balls already today. Made me think of you.
I. Put. Them. Back. We are NOT making a habit of jail visits.
Would be fun, plus since its in public I'll keep my penis in my pants
I'm just chillin on the bathroom floor
Haha oh no
The bathroom floor is like my second bedroom on the weekends
did you just say you're too stoned to fool around? okay we're over.
Girl this is ridiculous I told my self that I would stop having sex in stairwells yet it keeps happening
Also I'm proud of us for having an educational conversation in this group text.
fuck you I'm eating salad I can't be drunk.
Idk man there's lots of bad dick but even a bad cookie is still pretty good
I hope the lord has blessed you with many tampons, child.
They're gonna put "is a hoe" on my medical records
I'm ne vrr drinkjng againnnnnnnn dforeal.
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