Paul doesn't remember going to the bar and slept on someone's porch...doesn't know whose porch...maybe near Howard U.
I think I just met the technical qualifications for binge drinking in five minutes
PS, you're not being slutty, you're "making dreams true."
i realized i had a pad on before i went to this guys house so i stuck it in his neighbors shrub.
Eberyones makin fun of me cuz I found a snail and caught him and put him in a bocks for u
Yea you just drank all the Hookah water, then started talking gibberish about the Kool Aid you just drank.
He stopped responding after the animal pictures... I do this EVERY TIME.
P.S. I just made up pleasure scepter for the purpose of that last message.
Do u remember giving me permission to fuck ur dad and then getting super pissed at me when i said ew?
I woke up sick this morning, maybe sucking a random dudes finger at a bar last night wasn't that clean of an idea.....
Not now. Out of camp chairs. Carving a new one with a chainsaw. Mushrooms are starting to kick and I gotta get this done NOW.
Do you know how fucking great a bath bomb is when you're high?
I'm sorry I keep drunk texting your boyfriend sports updates.
That's okay. He needs friends too.
The room got awkwardly silent right as i yelled "leave him alone! I know plenty of straight guys who like to suck dick!"
Hey do you care to explain why there are 3 empty pickle jars next to me when I woke up or do I even wanna know?
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