Sponge bath it is.
i was shrooming and she was sobbing. i was trying to be sympathetic, but i could see the veins working like worms under her skin. and then her face stripped down to the muscle.
what was she crying about?
i wanna say it was the lack of skin on her face but maybe she lost her job.
I'm still drunk from last night...I walked out for a cigarette with one of the Janitors here and apparently someone took a shit on the stairs...Which makes me wonder...was that me?
I guess I tried to spit on a homeless man on the walk home...Out. Of.Hand.
i had the all of mcdonalds chanting USA as he motorboated you
Well if he truly loves me he will just have to accept my flaws. And that includes a tequila dependency and borderline lesbianism.
I just couldn't load the family groceries on to the same seat where I had sex 12 hours ago.
WE COULD TOTALLY DO ECSTASY AND GO TO THAT CAT SHELTER OFF OF BROADWAY.
I've been on this train for an hour and this women has been on the phone and all she's said is "guuurrrrrlllll, gurl, gurl." I may commit suicide.
I can smell the sangria seeping out of my pores
Bitch, he is not your friend and this is not Bravo. Get in this car before you get smacked
I look like a bag of dicks so if you could ugly yourself up that'd be great.
I'm super depressed and stressed and I just want spaghetti and sex...
Happy 4 year arrest-aversary! I promise no thanksgiving has been as eventful as that one haha..
You could at least care enough to fake an orgasm for me.
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