The old saying is "its not the size of the boat-- but the motion of the ocean" is obviously for those on the "Small side." I am of the belief that "You can't churn butter with a toothpick"
i hate when i ask a girl what she's being for halloween and the first word isn't "slutty"
He was in a gay KY jelly commercial. Jew male model. Reasons not to sleep with him. Go.
the only human I can compare her to is rosie o'donnell.
A letter to the campus apologizing for being sucha cunt with a picture of her head on it. All posted around campus.
This creepy guy was following me and i hid in the bushes. i could say i was high as an excuse but honestly it was straight up fun.
you called your neighbor "slutsauce" then passed out on the stairway. not even sure why, but props to you.
It's like a harem of immaturity and bad ideas...and that's coming from me
You came into my room and started rubbing a banana on your face.
I'm not breaking up with him because his husky is having puppies.
I took a pregnancy test at Pancheros a bit ago.
I'm pretty sure I went in the girls bathroom and vomited everywhere then looked for a urinal for like 20 minutes
He took my Spanx off and still fucked me twice. I call that success.
Etiquette question... How do you tell your mother that her nipple is out in her fb profile picture?
The waxing lady fingered me during my brazilian. 40 dollars well spent
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