I just don't understand how my upright asian catholic roommate is getting more than me.
I forgot how hot balto sounded
I can't wait to see her breast feed this thing
People are suprisingly accepting of someone doing a walk of shame in a toga...
Have you ever wondered what your stripper song would be?
i dont care how hungover you are, go back to the frat house and get him. HE IS 11.
No she stopped screaming. Now she's eating popcorn. Off a plate. With a spoon.
I just tripped out to the Angel of Music from Phantom of the Opera in my car. Wayyyy to high for shuffle right now.
Turns out I was the only one drinking. I broke one guy's bed and kicked another in the face. Then when an RA came by I shouted to let him in he's gonna find the vodka anyway. Great night
In case you're keeping score at home, this is Brad's SECOND Doritos-related trip to the ER.
I told her the only thing I had going for me was my huge cock. She said she was willing to overlook my other shortcomings.
I left her alone for a few minutes and she's already using a guy on his hands and knees as a chair while another guy is serving her margaritas.
The sex was so good I feel like I could run a triathlon, hit big at the casino, and defeat ISIS.
Just got an exam care package consisting of only adderall wrapped in money. Score onr for mom.
Are you coming over for scrambled eggs and hand jobs?
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