You're never going to guess who I just worked out next to..
Who?
Chris brown
No way... I bet he was intense
Are you kidding? He was prob training for round two
And her vagina tasted EXACTLY like a slim jim
Note to self: soco dudes get amusinly uncomfotable when I moan at the urinal.
You know, I had the money for a pregnancy test, but at the time, tacos were more important.
I woke him up and he was mumbling something about it being moist, or he peed himself but it was okay.
Would fucking the college coach be against recruiting rules?
I just got a huge discount at GameStop for having tits. I win.
SIMBAAAA REMEBER WHO YOU ARE
jake and the teradactyl broke up, operation get high and find him a new girl who hasn't had sexual experiences with three delts simultaniously is in full effect.
Well its official, I'm into significantly freakier sex than even I thought possible.
I was drunk while I accepted my job offer. Here's to growing up.
You were drunk enough to sled down a highway off ramp in your pajamas….
WHAT IF I SAT OUTSIDE AND STARTED SCREAMING THE LYRICS TO O CANADA WOULD THAT FIX IT
PLEASE DON'T
Omg, new summer goal: sex in a bouncy castle.
He sounds like Chris Tucker and wants to eat me out when I’m on my period. If that isn’t love I don’t know what is.
Randomize
