I am dying of drunk and no thats not a typo.
remember them days when you seriously wanted your mom to marry rev run and we would always talk shit about justine?
joeyyyy why you always taken cheeseburgers from me?!?!?!
Eww. Jon Gosselin got both his ears pierced.
He looks like a bad one night stand.
and while your girlfriend wears your relationship pants, i'll be wearing my ecstasy pants
You were running around the house covered in syrup, with shredded down pillow feathers on your body screaming "AFLACK!" at everyone
America approved of our night. A bald eagle flew over us at 7am
DONT LET HIM GET NAKED. JUST SAY NO
Boise Idaho, where you have a one night stand with someone from your town 3 states away and run into them the day you return...
Woke up in the middle of my kitchen clutching a cheesy gordita crunch
He will be forever remembered as "birthday failure" ...Got him to pierce his tongue in my bathroom, but not sleep with me......
Apparently 24 hr fitness frowns upon the ingestion of psychedelics on its premises, don't see that in the sign up contract.
I just matched with a taco on tinder. Dreams come true.
My room looks so cute. Who wouldn't want to hook up with me in here?
TJ is going to paint me in a Patriots Jersey he can paint you in an eagle jersey. Did this last year and got so much dick.
Did I fall last night?
I wouldn't call it falling as much as you tried to lay on the sidewalk and proceeded to hit it face first.
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