im sorry i didnt take advantage of you..iwaned to
i wanted you to too
I fink we're distracting them from bumping the proverbial uglies
He had on juicy sweatpants and thats when i knew he was no longer a threat.
We discussed how the marijuana was making the dopamine float around our nucleus accumbens last night when we were high. Yet another example of how our science classes are perverting our good times.
I need to stop researching the drugs I do on Wikipedia. The parts about abuse and dependency hit too close to home
Oh god I can't handle any more dudes. I just walk of shamed to work wearing a guy's boxers and a life jacket. This summer is going to kill me.
Oh wait looks like my cousin is getting deported THERE'S HOPE FOR THIS CHRISTMAS YET
Well pretty sure I lost 3 of my best friends in one week. Remember when I said I wasn't sure if I was gonna be a better person or a more despicable one in 2012. Despicable wins.
We need to go back to the barter system so I can sell my body and just be done with it.
I had very briefly met him a few years ago. My friend was tired of hearing us both complain about being horny. She figured she would fuck two birds with one stone.
We fucked like animals and then decided we actually liked each other so then we made love. It's a match made in heaven.
I think I just wanna go buy some jack at the liquor store, come home, take my pants off, and not give a shit about stuff
Wait, cocaine is okay but tanning isn't?
Having sex with my girlfriend wearing my old Tom Brady jersey on the day he's freed is the closest I'll come to a 3way with Tom
She flashed us last time and pissed all over the floor this time. I'm scared to invite her back.
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