And then he asked me why the subtitles were in Arabic. The television was off.
he cracked the bottle of jager at 11am and said "hey, its Saturday and I gotta do something"
She made Precious look like a solid 6.5.
I cannot convey how much I really do love Chris Hansen. FYI: he is the JC Chasez of my adult years.
You pointed at his crotch then made a thrusting motion. I think it's safe to say every guy at my college loves you.
We're doing a case race on Saturday.
I'm in. I'm currently drinking a beer in the bathtub so I guess I can consider this "practice" and not just "alcoholism"
Ok see being that I'm not present or participating your vague texts "neeeeed that" and "vagina" leave a lot to question.
He sent me a pic of his Junk. He said it was a Brett Farve valentine.
Just realized the guy is in my class. Unless there's another guy that had half his ear bit off at a St. Patty's party
Swallowing. Like you said. Lions. Always.
Going to the u of w I constantly have that moment of, oh hey I felt you up at that rave at folk fest that one time. Winnipeg is too small.
HE'S LICKING FROSTING OFF OF THE EIGHTEEN YEAR OLD BOY
I knew full well that at some point during the night my penis would be out with this costume choice
I told her I was going to masterbate myself into a coma... We have another date on Thursday.
apparently when we were gone the parents play strip connect 4
Randomize
