I couldn't tell if he was hitting on me or if he was just mentally challenged.
he fingered my asshole thinking it was my vag...I couldn't bring myself to tell him, mostly from shame for me and pity for him
im honestly more upset that i fucked a buckeyes fan than about cheating on my boyfriend...
Quite frankly, I consider the fact that I'm NOT pregnant one of my greatest achievements and I'd like to chronicle that ongoing success. I'm going to post pictures of me at "0 weeks" once a week.
You have permanently scared my back with your nails. I would like to congratulate you on a job well done.
Apparently you need a permit for a flamethrower.
You hopped on the counter after puking, and told us you were wearing bare feet and didn't want to be alone.
No. I'm just saying it shows no signs of stopping. My dad was a man-whore well into his 50s.
A big thanks to that bride-to-be, Her fiance and his loaded friends will forever hold a place in my heart for the generous tequila body shots on the couch at Henry's.
he stopped talking to me, quit his job, moved out of the province and then told me it was "no big" when I called him apologizing...
Did he think I was flirting with him when I ordered a hot dog bc no
Agree to hang out with him and then take a gigantic shit right on him. Or if youve forgiven him for being a fucker maybe make out with him.
Suffice to say, I think if people ask about your bruises, and you look them right in the eye, and say "they're from fucking...", people would be like, "respect."
So this morning everyone commended me for puking over the porch. No one else made it that far...
I currently don't understand fingers.
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