"The real world" DC house is on the corner of 20th and S. Wanna come with to check it out? It's my goal to be a blurred out face in their hot tub.
I'm stoned and have been watching so many cartoons that I changed the channel and real people were on, and it scared me
Horny girl and non horny girl have different views on life
She called herself a train and then took off all her clothing. I forget everything after that.
I saw you two flinging Jello at the sidewalk if that helps jog your memory.
By the end of the night i was making legitimate noises not just saying moo.
I literally just got propositioned by a sugar daddy.
OUR DREAMS ARE BEING REALIZED. THIS IS NOT A DRILL.
Oh, and also, a couple of straight girls showed up. But they ran away.
You want a summary? Scottish women that start drinking at 7 am. Cherries soaked in moonshine. Japanese beer. Old men smoking stuff that I'm pretty sure is illegal here and in Japan. One is doing a karaoke striptease. There's your summary.
my head feels like a yellow yolk spinning in a circle at the bottom of the bowl.. i may have a concussion, love auto correct
His arresting officer when they were busting up the squat party recognized him from the anti-drone protest. He was like Jesus kid, you were sober last time.
Her hookup left his underwear and shorts in the dorm last night... What he was wearing when he left, we may never know.
He took me out, we slept together, and he sent me home this morning with fresh cantaloupe. #husbandstatus
The moment I was petting the giraffe was the moment I passed out
couldn't remember his name. introduced him as 'mr multiple orgasms'
He has an 8 pack! HE HAS AN 8 PACK!!!!
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