I drew a venn diagram at the top of my final comparing stuff i know and stuff on the test.
I would get the one fuckin stripper that's a lesbian. THE ONLY ONE
He managed to light the Jello on fire...
They just came out of my bathroom and asked if I could spare them a condom. See. Its a good thing I have some.
Can I steal her, take her home, and feed her only vodka?
I was galloping around pretending to give birth to pbrs. I could have used a mask.
Are you still going to come over for your post Alcoholics Anonymous beer?
I fell off my bed and busted open my chin on the prisoner of azkaban. Somehow missed the almost empty Jose handle next to it. So guess what I was doing last night?
I respect your roll as DD and there're am required to respect your vehicle
Booty calls should never involve the cops.
The only reason I have clothes in my overnight bag is to cover up my sex toys.
Better not shit yourself at the gym.
I take Paypal, cash, sexual favors, and roasted red potatoes with garlic as payment. You choose.
Still fucking the ballerina?
She can put her legs behind her head.
Enough said
He said watch this and then went and tripped into a group of 40 year old women, now he's leaving the club with them.
Randomize
