Let's play a little game called "Chill the Fuck Out" - you're our first contestant
does it bother you that i swallowed like millions of your unborn children
actually, i try not to think about it
and i pooped them out
we were playing true or dare on a webcam chat and i was way to drunk ...i ended up having to drink my own piss outta a beer bottle, life couldnt get any worse right now
Not only did a random toaster end up in my house last night, it's also full of skittles.
you jizzed all over me and yelled "makeover"
Is it wierd that you're going to be my best man and you've fucked my wife?
i wont go near him until the smell goes away , and he takes the chex mix box off his head.
I know she was blacked out, but she looked directly at the toilet and said "we meet again"
They're re-releasing Titanic in 3-D. Can I interest you in a joint venture to create the greatest drinking game of all time? I think yes
she fascinated with the iron the back of the toilet seat. she made me sit in the bathroom with her for a solid 10 minutes while she just stared and laughed at it
Was it fun? The night started with home made Jager and ended in him falling out of a tree with a pocket full of house numbers...you tell me.
No! Last time I got hit with a beer bottle
Haha, Tuesday man
I assume you passed out however I'm drinking jäger and beer in bed with my cat so your friendship world have been appreciated
I'm asking you this because you're my dad....is coke a drug I should try?
She said "Im going to hug you" tried to give me a hickey then said her life sucks and started to cry.
Randomize
