return my video game
She rode me to the beat of Baby Got Back. I swear to god.
this guy literally just gave me a gold star sticker for the "stellar" blow job i gave him. ashamed? i think not.
so after he got his stomach pumped, he asked for a smoking room.
when she was 9 she got kicked out of our 4-H camp dance for pole dancing on the spirit stick
I want to lick his teeth again. Is that a creepy thing to say?
I guess your brother-in-law will have his day in the sun tonight after you leave. By that, I of course, mean he's gonna suck liquor milk out your sister's tits.
Let's never forget the time I met you while you were running down the street naked and in handcuffs.
According to the boxer briefs I found on the couch when I got home, I take it your date went well??
I think you handled your pregnancy scares better than that cricket in your bathroom
I pack a first-aid kit when I DD for you. What does that tell you about your partying? For what I see and do, paying my food and gas for the night is a goddamn BARGAIN.
Instead of saying hi she asked if she could touch your dick through your ski bib and NOW I understand why you wore it to the bars
I just got CPR certified, don't make me need these skills so soon
Someone had to wrestle her in the chocolate pool, I'm glad I was man enough to step up and do it
I'm pretty sure I smell like alcoholism and shame. And it's not a pretty scent.
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