who let me buy 6 packs of big league chew? and eat them all? thats not cool
why did you let me tell everyone that you can get herpes from the ice luge and then let me do the ice luge?
Was awful. Wedding photos taken by a river with used syringes floating past. Had to ask the bride to put down a can of rum to have her photo taken.
she looked at me completely serious and said "orgasms are 15% Stronger during a hurricane" and started to take all her clothes off
I don't know if it was his cologne or his Jesus hair, but he was much more fuckable than last time I saw him.
Now that I think about it, it may have been the 6 pitchers of beer.
I will always remember that night by waking up in that tablecloth the next morning
getting up at 8am to start drinking seemed like a much better idea before I had to wake up at 8am
Your lack of dedication to alcohol is forcing me to drink with my ex husband. U suck
His phone pocket dialed me while he was crapping. He was quietly singing stayin alive and possibly passing his intestines.
That number that I thought was that dude's number...was actually my district manager's number. Fuckkkk.
I'm pretty sure I just discovered what the American Dream is said the person eating a hotdog for breakfast in bed in her underwear
Also this freshmen guy is talking about his gag reflex and no one is making blowjob jokes. I have no faith in the next generation.
he just kept repeating "those were some pretty nipple-y tits" over and over the rest of the night
He sent me a blank text message. That's a booty call waiting to happen
you made the house rule that every time you'd say "yay" everyone had to drink.
that explains so much
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