Can't talk. I'm at the Tulsa Sheriff's office with a bunch of rednecks. I bet I'm the only one that voted for Obama.
I bet you're the only one who could read the ballott.
We video chatted for almost two hours. But I woke up with puke on my keyboard. The question of the day: were we still chatting when I vommed? No idea.
If we keep treating our bodies like amusement parks we have another 10 years left at best.
At home depot. Final room inspection is tmrow, gotta paint over the puke stains
I woke up to her staring at me in a corner moaning over and over again about how good the pie crust tasted
Those were the days I had no morals... Dark times.
Shall we take a trip back?
Dude cabbage spilt on the floor, and now danielles rolling it. Happy st party's day.
Look at the picture I MADE him take with me...like why??? He's holding my foot?
I didn't know how wild the party was going to be until one girl brought her pet raccoon
I just want to make out with him forever
I just want to slap everyone in the face that's happy being sober. Loser.
She said she didn't feel right fucking on her parents dining room table I grabbed the only thing around bubblewrap she blew me for creativity
this is the fourth time i've taken my clothes off for money this year. is that normal for the average college sophomore?
Pregaming at Jodi's. Ten minutes
Thought it was at Brad's?
Pregaming the pregame. Need alcohol before I can see that dick.
Please stop calling me a pterodactyl during sex. It only happens when you're drunk, but still.
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