There was a point where some of my friends attempted 'moi's', which stands for makeout on introduction.
It involved going up to women and very aggressively trying to make out with them upon meeting them
Surprisingly the success rate was exceedingly high
I know right? mind you this is the same woman who told me when I was 12 that oral sex just meant talking dirty
am i the only one who has tried sucking their own cock????
It's gotten to the point where NOT peeing in the sink feels strange and uncomfortable.
Went to use to bathroom and walked in on karaoke. Two girls singing "a whole new world" to each other in the shower. I'm gonna miss this place in the summer
As it turns out, strippers don't accept checks.
It's one thing to send dick shots. It's a whole other thing to send unimpressive dick shots while wearing crocs.
Two portable blenders. We are going to be popular and dangerous.
seeing two hook-ups in tagged in the same picture will send chills down anyone's spine.
What's the rule on cocaine before dinner?
Its 11 o'clock somewhere
I can't wait for you to see these terrible photos I'm about to have taken with some stripper looking girls. I don't know what this photographer is thinking
That was an excessively violent trivia night
I don't think that calm, have their shit together people actually exist.
Did I tell you about my dream that I got handed a $100 and my vagina dissolved it? I think it wants me to not be a whore anymore.
I may forget my underwear, but you can count on me for drugs and plan b
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