Help i just walked in on mom blowing dad
Tampa is so boring. I'm dying. I want lots of cleavage at my funeral. If i cant get laid, i want my friends to. I'm that kind of person
Oh. My. God. Best non-relationship, he-might-be-cheating-on-his-boyfriend-but-I-can't-tell-because-of-the-language-barrier sex EVER!
Would it be a dick move to report the suite next-door for a noise violation? They're singing Bad Romance off-key and I'm not sure if I can allow that.
You kicked in the door when she was blowing him. You dont remember do you?
My head is pounding and I need an ice pack for my vag. Successful friendsgiving!
Prob because you've thrown up alot. As long as its not like pure blood you're fine. Drink water.
I didn't mind you coming over, just I'm quite sure most booty calls don't involve a scavenger hunt...
Nothing like cleaning out your cleavage from lunch, finding cookie crumbs and eating them...
At what part of the night did you guys leave?
After my hot tub cannonball.
He asked me for a pic so I sent him a pic of my boyfriends dick.
She's in it for that fear factor ya'll. Obsession and stalking or nothing.
Can we get pizza? This is seriously not a booty call. I just really want someone to get pizza with me.
Is it normal for a guy to send you a dick pic along with “He misses you”
Help. Why am I so naked?
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