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I'm not working tomorrow. need to take advantage of the last opportunity for weeks of morning sex.
i woke up in the fire place with a lighter in my hand. if i would have died the night would have made up for it.
Well after last night it's official...I cannot die...it time to use this power for good instead of handle contests
Ok if you are accepting my apology, please continue to ignore me. If you are not, please fill out the brief survey that follows, to help me improve my people relations: a) your a bitch please leave me alone b)your crazy pls leave me alone c) I never cared ab u please leave me alone. D) all of the above e) all of the above but I wouldn't mind still fucking u. F) who are you again? Your answer will not b shared and will b used in accord. With the law. TY
I apologize for excluding you. On a better note: the stripper that made out with my wife friend requested me on facebook
So we have also come to the conclusion that slam piece Saturday's are the appropriate follow ups to find a husband Fridays
The best part about living in a college town is the annual rush of senior girls who want to get in their lesbian experiment before they graduate.
her spring break bucket list included "break into The Swamp, blow him where Tebow has Tebowed"
i cant believe im seriously wearing his ex girlfriends underwear right now
So that 100 days of sobriety thing I told you about last week? Lasted all of 4 days. Fuck it, life's too short
Below this exterior of ice is a layer of cum. Followed by a pool of gin. More cum. Then, finally a heart.
In other news, I just sneezed and almost shit myself. What is happening to my life??
We were in a bathroom while 4 dudes compared dick piercings.
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I was doing handstands in the jail cell and crying “IM A HIGH SCHOOL TEACHER AND IT’S CHRISTMAS EEEEEVE”
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