you proceeded to suck on ur pinkie saying it reminded you of chris and you wanted him badly
Honestly, it's not that easy picking a Saturday night outfit that can translate to Palm Sunday mass. Priorities.
He came inside me, looked me in the eye and said, "Happy Mother's Day"
ur roommate just sent me a pic of us fucking. i'm not coming over anymore.
Welp. I just hopped out of his window to avoid meeting his parents... happy monday!
I like to think of you as more a magic eight ball of my life's journey?
Apparently "I licked it so now it's mine" doesn't apply to people
He fucking took my shirt off and didn't even touch my boobs. What the actual fuck.
I just love that it's Veterans Day because I know in my heart that I have serviced some of their brethren in the dirtiest, hottest, most shameful ways possible.
Just bought a colored water bottle so my classmates can be so judgemental when I bring beer to class.
Im at a south american orphan benefit auction drinking stoli in a coffee mug, this is what my life has become, thanks a lot community college
I have finally found someone I enjoy for reasons that do not necessarily include his dick
I think I hear the ice cream truck
I could be going crazy though
NO IT IS THE ICE CREAM TRUCK IT'S ALMOST AT YOUR STOP
Do you think it would be okay if i cleaned my cartilage piercing with the leftover vodka?
He just kept going down on me. And he was all like, do you mind? No motha fucka, who would? All of his ex's, apparently. Whatever, he's a gem and I'm keeping him.
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