I'm sorry that you just had your first misguided homo experience
Do you ever think that bumblebee is the gay transformer?
Every day of my life.
Still waiting. He said he'd call between 2 and 10... apparently he's like the Comcast of drug dealers.
yup, got lost on my way to the final. maybe i should have gone to this class all semester
I thought of you while cleaning the forehead prints off my glass doors.
You are not allowed to borrow my car ever again. It smells like a hobo orgy happened in my backseat with a hint of onion. What did you do.
We should drive around in your Jeep on snow days and get stoned while we help random strangers stuck in the snow. So much good karma.
just almost had a panic attack because i couldn't find the granola bar i put in my purse. i miss klonopin.
We peed on campus in the middle of the tailgate and then hit on a married cop that asked you to stop touching him
If you send me another picture of a donut on your penis while I'm at work, I may have to slap you With the donut.
He fucked me while wearing his night time breathing machine mask. Does this mean I joined the dark side and he is Darth Vader?
I swear if you laugh while im moaning i will immediately stop and go home.
I already plan to donate my brain to science so they can attempt to fully understand the complexities of my existence
wasn't that the evening we made out with the girls from the dental school, drank 3000 beers, almost had to beat up a guy at the strip club and James nailed some hot piece of tail and took her OSU windbreaker, which my dad went on to wear multiple times after finding it in the garage.
Yes. To all of that. Yes.
My ex just brought my grandpa weed. Not sure how I feel about this.
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