We are surrounded by old people. Heavens waiting room for sure.
it was average length and chubby
so kinda like him?
now i'm wondering if all guys are shaped like their penis...
Her best friend sent her a random hate text and the song they played at her father's funeral came on the radio. I just got cock blocked by the universe
I have beard burns on my inner thighs. I'd say last night went pretty well.
Gave a homeless guy 3 bucks earlier. Just saw him at the bar. He bought one beer and left. Happy to see my 3 dollars was well spent
He stood up, threw the bag of bud between me and Tory, yelled "Fight" and then ran upstairs for the pizza
I would feel bad sleeping with her unless all of her personalities were on board with it.
I had to make out with him. He bought me a few drinks and he was an Angels fan. As a Yankee fan that was my way of saying good game and sorry we beat the shit out of you
My heart wants him and my vagina wants him...to have a bigger dick.
I got so drunk that I peed my bed...and all over him. The ironic thing is that he slept in his swimming trunks.
All boys are excommunicated from my vagina until further notice.
Literally had sex in his grow room under a plant.. ganja queen .
Guy just walked in with a 40 and a Honda steering wheel. Where the fuck am I?
He literally ejaculated and I hit Uber
We told him to puke in the Denny's parking lot or we wouldn't be his friend anymore. So he did. He wasn't even drunk.
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