I met a girl last nite that charged by the inch. i didnt have enough money but i figured shed be a good deal for u
$1 pitcher night should be outlawed.
do you think the kids from 7th heaven are mad that dennis and sweet dee are their half-brother and sister?
he called to tell me the scratches were still on his back. this was in the summer.. still the best hookup
So basically i got outta bed and started peeing on the a/c unit..when my roommate tried to stop me i looked at him and said "i got this"
I mean we've tried to get high on nutmeg, we clearly dont know the definition of "too far"
No matter what you may say to me. You will still be the guy that managed to get his own cum in his hair.
this kid is using one arm to help his buddy with a keg stand, and the other arm to hold up the chick he's making out with.
It was good I woke up with my mattress on top of me. I walked around naked the whole night as people wished my Happy Birthday.
I'm worried my skin won't stretch enough to handle this boner. Then what?
Just promise me you wont die... or hook up with an old asian lady playing slots
Cant promise that last part. I won't die though
When you mimic motorboating Jennifer Love Hewitt, is it really that hard to understand why no one thinks you're straight?
the only joy I get out of her anymore is hitting on her friends and ignoring her. it's chaos for them. like shaking a slutty ant farm
Bianca brought a stripper home he's making me breakfast
He ripped down his Kate Upton poster while we were having sex last night. Im gonna take that as a good sign.
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